Neighborhood Noir SpideySpider-Man Noir is a very unique take on a prevalent character. He is a dark take on the web-slinger, literally and figuratively. He’s not a man of many words, but he definitely is a man of his time, as he likes to get his hands dirty. And outside of his whole mysterious black aesthetic, you have to love the goggles and trench coat. If you are a fan of this friendly-ish neighborhood Spider-Man, pick up this officially licensed Funko SODA: Marvel-Spider-Man Noir Vinyl Figure.